Thelma Bates

30 January 2010 @ 11:22 am

...Right. I apologize now if you are offended by any number I throw your way.

I can't seem to stop. And I can't seem to do anything but be totally honest.

Stupid curses.

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16 January 2010 @ 08:29 pm

Four

Well, well, well. This one I remember.

Hey Emille! What's your opinion on mint chocolate ice cream?

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13 January 2010 @ 08:44 am

Three - Dream

The dream is occupied by two very specific people. Thelma herself, and a blonde girl who is, most definitely not Emille. There is a bed, and frilly underthings, and touching not appropriate for a G-rated audience.

Ladies and gentlemen, this was Thelma Bates. Had you expected anything less that porn dreaming?

Though in actuality, there is a tinge of sadness you can see in Thelma's eyes, when they're open. Like she knows it's just a dream, and this is the only time she'll ever have this again.

Ever see her again.

[ooc: Open for any to observe/interact. Pervs.]

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04 January 2010 @ 07:48 pm

Two

Right. Gainful employment. I seem to be in need of it again. Anyone got use for an adorable, mouthy girl who has meager skills when it comes to menial tasks and didn't actually finish college on account of being stabbed?

Anyone?

Please?

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01 January 2010 @ 05:17 pm

One [Voice]

Oh god, why am I wet? Ella, did you put me in the tub?

...This isn't the tub. This is the fountain. The Fountain.

And my communicator! I... I'm back! The City, God bless it, I'm back everyone!

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09 August 2009 @ 12:15 am

Sixteen

Oh, thank you very much. I get to remember that I don't like blokes like that and have a penis. Some set of curses, deities. Reeeeal clever.

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08 August 2009 @ 10:18 am

Fifteen

You know, why the hell is it that none of the porn I can find in my room has a single naked bloke in it?

This isn't right at all. I mean, don't get me wrong, women are pretty and all but... prefer a good stiff one, you know what I mean?

...and yes, that is an invitation, if the right fellow buys me a meal, first.

[ooc: Yeah, I was cruel an hit Thelma with the Sexuality Reversal Day curse. Muhuahahahaha.]

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05 August 2009 @ 11:04 am

Fourteen.

Oh, fuck you very much, deities.

...Kara, you feeling better?

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01 August 2009 @ 05:33 pm

Thirteen.

...Anything interesting happening out there?

Thelma Bates is officially bored.

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13 July 2009 @ 05:12 pm

Twelve.

Oops.

Sorry everyone. Was a little distracted this weekend. Did I miss anything exciting?

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04 July 2009 @ 08:06 pm

Eleven.

Oh. This again.

Shit.

[ooc: Anything goes. Anything.]

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17 June 2009 @ 08:06 pm

Ten.

Some day, I'll do something interesting that isn't indicative of me being a total slag.

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02 June 2009 @ 07:16 pm

Nine.

...I think it's not safe for me to leave the house.

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22 May 2009 @ 06:26 pm

Eight.

Deities?

Fuck. You. Very. Much.

I don't like having everything taken away from me. And making me a ghost again... that was low. Annoying, infuriating, and hurtful.

So go bugger yourselves next time you think it'll be a good idea.

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15 May 2009 @ 06:36 pm

Seven.

God. Could things please just run smoothly today? I need to stop... this is getting frustrating.

Sorry I've been so quiet, everyone. Got busy. And today doesn't seem to be helping at all with that.

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