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Oh, thank you very much. I get to remember that I don't like blokes like that and have a penis. Some set of curses, deities. Reeeeal clever.
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Thelma Bates
08 August 2009 @ 10:18 am
You know, why the hell is it that none of the porn I can find in my room has a single naked bloke in it?
This isn't right at all. I mean, don't get me wrong, women are pretty and all but... prefer a good stiff one, you know what I mean?
...and yes, that is an invitation, if the right fellow buys me a meal, first.
[ooc: Yeah, I was cruel an hit Thelma with the Sexuality Reversal Day curse. Muhuahahahaha.]
This isn't right at all. I mean, don't get me wrong, women are pretty and all but... prefer a good stiff one, you know what I mean?
...and yes, that is an invitation, if the right fellow buys me a meal, first.
[ooc: Yeah, I was cruel an hit Thelma with the Sexuality Reversal Day curse. Muhuahahahaha.]
05 August 2009 @ 11:04 am
01 August 2009 @ 05:33 pm
...Anything interesting happening out there?
Thelma Bates is officially bored.
Thelma Bates is officially bored.
13 July 2009 @ 05:12 pm
Oops.
Sorry everyone. Was a little distracted this weekend. Did I miss anything exciting?
Sorry everyone. Was a little distracted this weekend. Did I miss anything exciting?
04 July 2009 @ 08:06 pm
17 June 2009 @ 08:06 pm
Some day, I'll do something interesting that isn't indicative of me being a total slag.
02 June 2009 @ 07:16 pm
22 May 2009 @ 06:26 pm
Deities?
Fuck. You. Very. Much.
I don't like having everything taken away from me. And making me a ghost again... that was low. Annoying, infuriating, and hurtful.
So go bugger yourselves next time you think it'll be a good idea.
Fuck. You. Very. Much.
I don't like having everything taken away from me. And making me a ghost again... that was low. Annoying, infuriating, and hurtful.
So go bugger yourselves next time you think it'll be a good idea.
15 May 2009 @ 06:36 pm
God. Could things please just run smoothly today? I need to stop... this is getting frustrating.
Sorry I've been so quiet, everyone. Got busy. And today doesn't seem to be helping at all with that.
Sorry I've been so quiet, everyone. Got busy. And today doesn't seem to be helping at all with that.
02 May 2009 @ 05:12 pm
30 April 2009 @ 04:26 pm
16 April 2009 @ 05:01 pm
Right. Uhhh.
Anyone want to come pick some locks?
I appear to be... shackled to my bed.
Anyone want to come pick some locks?
I appear to be... shackled to my bed.
12 April 2009 @ 07:26 pm
My god, you know, some of these things I honestly missed.
Even the icky stuff.
Today, I love the City. A lot.
Even the icky stuff.
Today, I love the City. A lot.
06 April 2009 @ 06:40 pm
...Oh God.
I guess it wasn't just for the one day, after all.
...I wonder what happened to my cat.
I guess it wasn't just for the one day, after all.
...I wonder what happened to my cat.
10 January 2009 @ 06:08 pm
I had a dream about becoming a nun last night. And not even, like... a dirty one.
04 January 2009 @ 08:52 pm
Gotten through the first twenty!
[Giggling laugh]
Oh god, I'm... oh god, I really shouldn't drink this much.
[Giggling laugh]
Oh god, I'm... oh god, I really shouldn't drink this much.
26 December 2008 @ 05:39 pm
Well. I hope you all had half as good a holiday as I did.
Thank you, all, for your generous gifts.
Thank you, all, for your generous gifts.